Teen Dream The Coupon King!
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and…coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s […]
Porn Again Preacher
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash…and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged […]
A Deal You Can’t Refuse…
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there’s a woman out there who’ll help you! We’re in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone […]
Adam The Liar’s Lyons Lair
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion’s lair to get laid by lovely ladies… WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 […]
Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?
Ah, romance…with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific […]
Doin’ TJ is Hard Work!
TCB takes us back to a land before time…The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn’t want Perry’s PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it’s exciting. It’s a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of […]
That’s a DHB Spike
He’s got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That’s what we call a DHB spike…because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley–I mean Bryan & Krissy–get advice from Bravo, who is “the shit” at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The […]
Go To Your Crate, Wife
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they’ve been hoodwinked… 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” […]
One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together…? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses… What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a […]
Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters…plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake TCB will *never* […]
