The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method

From Pluto to Mars, that’s a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method.

  • Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  • Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken
  • Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating
  • World’s biggest testicles
  • Breakup convos
  • Quiet dumping
  • Bring back The Tripod of Sales!
  • Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method
  • The Straight-Line Method
  • thirty seven other steps
  • The Wolf of Wall Street taught Paul Cruz all he knows
  • Trust a salesman? Never!
  • It’s a win-win situation
  • You’re gonna get erections in the opening
  • It’s pluto! It’s mars!
  • It’s a convoluted straight line!


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  • Creator: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
  • Written By: Bryan Green
  • Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
  • Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
  • YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
  • Audio Editing: Christina A.
  • Executive Director: Astrid B.
  • Associate Producer: Gustavo
  • Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

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Jane Davis

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