My Morning Milking!

Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You’d think you weren’t a complementarian, and I can’t have that as a wife!

  • Bryan’s talking airplanes again
  • People who are too eager to help
  • Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane
  • Don’t bother people on airplanes!
  • And don’t make a mess in the bathroom
  • Hypocritical bohemians
  • Bryan’s going on vacation thank god
  • God told me to tell you to shut up
  • 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife
  • Are you complementarian?
  • God bless Carl
  • Carl’s little peepee walks with The Lord
  • We have hope for this girl, she’s gonna escape one day
  • Don’t you want to be precious?
  • Shang knows an awful lot about ig models
  • It’s not misogyny because God said so!
  • EPM 21:21
  • Oops! I made you a shit pie! But I’m still smiling!
  • Vacuum for The Lord
  • They got to 7!


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  • Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
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Jane Davis

I first listened to TCB back in late 2020. I gave up after 3 epsiodes. Too scattered, but it was funny some of the time. I caught an episode in my downloads in Jan 22′ and it’s so good! I am seriously a hard core TCB fan now!Like a good wine it’s getting better with time.

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I heard about this podcast from a different podcast that I listen to, and I am not disappointed. I listen to each episode twice once while I am sober and a second time while I am stoned and I feel like I get a little bonus episode when I’m stoned because that’s when it is especially funny.

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