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Episode #612: Another day under our overlord, Benevolent King Zan, of the Alpha Male Kingdom. He sits in his rocking chair and waxes poetic! VP Debate TCB Minus Mempho Hurricane Helene P. Diddy Bryan’s green pool PUA Zan! 10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male The Manosphere A bolo tie Daddy, help us get some[...]

Episode #611: Bryan & Krissy cover some of My Strange Addiction...but what is yours? (Besides TCB of course...) Tate McRae Lana Del Ray & her alligator man Chappell Roan & canceling shows Megalopolis My Strange Addiction Tiger balm Pine Sol TLC doing that math for us Self-awareness is key Vapor rub in tea? Tell us your[...]

Episode #610: Bryan and Krissy take a stroll down sequels lane, and somehow end up in goose territory. Prosthetic penises The Menendez Brothers Ryan Murphy Gina Gershon Dr. Odyssey Sex Sent Me To The ER The joker Sequels better than the original? Migration Peaches!!!! Canadian  geese Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019) [...]

Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober[...]

Two journalists stumble into a dying town with a Smog Museum and a mayor named Piglet… and not a whole lot else. They have one burning question: What’s it like to live here, in a town left for dead? They buy a house and stay – for three years. They get caught up in an[...]

Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurricane Helene Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack Cream and grapenuts! We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive  Deers! Bryan’s squirrel saga Practice safe squirrel rescue He’s the[...]

Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidental Swingers Tasty Testes Ask TCB The alleged G spot Bryan read a book to the kids Bitcoin Burgers Taylor & Travis The astronauts stuck in space Wasps! Do[...]

Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s mysterious disease A crazy health journey  RF Kenne-ty Demure nudes Cheryl Hines RFK nonsense A WILD feel good story My Big Fat Fabulous Life Bryan the potato heir[...]

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The[...]

We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more on this episode. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling drugs The pagers… Jen & Ben Krissy’s parents’ three marriages On your journey… A stolen tennis ball Sex Robots It’ll help a “little” Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot Philosophy by[...]

Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan still goes to the tanning bed The Donald Trump Tan Package Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses The Testosterone Shed Blue’s ‘betes Blue got personal The[...]

Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A[...]

Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs[...]

Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real[...]

Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel). Bryan don’t talk good Scott Seiss Cocaine Bear Hot dog races Service jobs Tipping The Customer Is Always Wrong Shitting at disney world Contractual laughing Scott wastes our time! x/twitter[...]

Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney[...]

Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s too short to be an asshole The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s) Getting discovered bagging groceries Freestyling with the groceries Nicky Jam don’t play[...]

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The[...]

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The[...]

Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants to be a downer Why is Bryan like this? It’s show month, baby! A dating show: Buzz (1996) I hate nags! The Smash Mouth The Tush Push… A guy[...]

Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being[...]

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise[...]

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention  Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people[...]

Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do[...]

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler[...]

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler[...]

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A little misogyny to start the day Get him girl Harry Denton's A little ask TCB action Who is eating yogurt on a date No lunch date kisses Skydiving on the first[...]

Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to[...]

Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about our live shows! Bryan and Juan are no more The News! The astronauts that are stuck in space Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice Questions do remain! No leaking allowed Bryan[...]

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan[...]

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan[...]

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road.  Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind[...]

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rush Szn Gap Decades Lockers! Daddy Caputo Blue will keep the frat boys away Bryan saying “on fleek” Bryan’s algorithm Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house A graduation card mix up Mr.[...]

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma[...]

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.  Sam’s morning show bit[...]

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.  Sam’s morning show bit[...]

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck[...]

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s beach access foibles Steeplechase Trying to wrangle kids on vacation An ill fated beach vacation The slingshot Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors Text us or leave us a[...]

Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, Roast rules, and TLC. Songs of the summer POV Grateful Dead at the Sphere U2, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Eagles, and EDM? Egg shaped seats Getting weed in Vegas[...]

Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind her eyes... Gina Gershon! We are blessed today Borderlands Covid to Pandora Gina’s first legit roles John Hughes Tricked into snaking Lying about your age to get into an acting program The[...]

Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind her eyes... Gina Gershon! We are blessed today Borderlands Covid to Pandora Gina’s first legit roles John Hughes Tricked into snaking Lying about your age to get into an acting program The[...]

Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, and coherent way. YeeAHHhh! We’re getting poly-charged here at TCB today The Olympics continue Breakdancing! Simone Biles, greatest athlete of our time!!!!! Making America the home of bitcoin, dogecoin, and fake[...]

Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are in full swing! Fencing is for hotties The boner The Opening Ceremonies Celine Dion :’) Parisian food Snoop Treading water Say no to underwater filming TCB Live Shows: Orlando and Miami[...]

Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summer Bryan the information monster Katy Perry’s Woman’s World Bryan’s facts are not straight about partners & marriage The Olympics Simone Biles (Gina Gershon isn’t out yet hehe) Rugby/Murder Ball Bryan’s Astrid impersonation returns[...]

Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each other. The springer to his wilcos? We are nobody! We love our guests! ROAST BATTLE 11 years of roast battle! Joke writing The Jonas Brothers Roast Glory holes Working[...]

Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each other. The springer to his wilcos? We are nobody! We love our guests! ROAST BATTLE 11 years of roast battle! Joke writing The Jonas Brothers Roast Glory holes Working[...]

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail @TheCommercialBreak on Instagram Watch TCB on YouTube www.tcbpodcast.com Forr Live Show info, video, audio, stickers and all the other goods Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley[...]

Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness is not down Christina is on a ROLL! Bryan is a hippie? (We reserve judgement) Side-work (IFYKYK:-) Petey the Pigeon is saved by a militant hippie...Bryan[...]

Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who died Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out[...]

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco saleswoman Stand-up was a surprise! Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!! Being a black woman comic in a black room Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd Are the chicks crazy or[...]

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco saleswoman Stand-up was a surprise! Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!! Being a black woman comic in a black room Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd Are the chicks crazy or[...]

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’s national anthem An Atlanta indoor soccer team? Copa America Twister starring sexy Glen Powell  Why so many remakes Is Bryan a Bad Boys hater? Dune IF WE GET GLEN POWELL[...]

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are scary A three hour massage Stinky weed Corey Feldman has a new song Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him? Don't get litigious with Bryan Bryan would[...]

Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt about iykyk Self reflection? Never! Mike Tyson paused for injury We don’t know our show dates yet You heard it here last Fiction-sexual Disney fleecing customers Fast pass drama Arizona Tea[...]

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassination attempt Rev down! IYKYK The Euros & Copa America The stadium rush debacle 90 Day Fiance Michael made it to America The Hard Rock Cafe Ring camera footage of Bill[...]

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Adam The Liar You scared of women?? Adam’s “degrees” Janitor to Martial Arts IAPUA! We love a man with a job Quit everything you love Clickfunnels He’s a protector, rawr (^_^)[...]

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grunge Bryan’s pukey weekend Not peeing for 36 hours Krissy should have stayed in Canada The debate… Where was the cocaine?! The Man With 1000 Kids Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes![...]

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roast of Garrick Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline He's a stay at home dad Hoadley and Astrid forever <3 You can have a bff and a sister without a sister[...]

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral  A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart,[...]

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy[...]

What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible incident at Lake Lanier And a reality show? People, places, and things! Florida culture is Margaritaville Monotone vibes It's not about you, Matt! It's the magic in the ecosystem Vanna White Ryan Seacrest[...]

Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB tour bus poop incident The white man dance The Sphere Justin Timberlake’s eyes Krissy Weighs In! Inebriated performers Candlebox Bryan famously only performed while inebriated Bum Sunning 16 & Pregnant Young[...]

Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The heat in Georgia! Jenna Gray Mo’s jokeumentary, Dad Jokes Seeing her dad for the first time in 20 years Being a parent Parents of Swifties Support Group A fondness[...]

Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?! Jelly Roll’s Bronco Bryan & Krissy’s $150 cab ride Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE Being grunge adjacent John Anthony Lifestyle has done[...]

Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome Launch Krissy off a yacht! PLEASE follow us on instagram An Ariana Grande poem fart Hello to my stalker <3 Whatcha watching Bryan’s recommendations The Lost Tapes[...]

The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams. Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids Bryan’s Bird House Are you my daddy? The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary Chronotype Again, those people! Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged Bryan & Krissy[...]

Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insure Bryan’s hands Plastic fruit (scary) The Mariana Trench?? The Quantum Witch returns (slay) Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault! Those people… Clubhouse Brutal tweets[...]

James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult member today Someone take the beep button away from Bryan SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED Ah, yes, more casual racism Could Bryan pull this off?[...]

Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin Timberlake’s DWI Bryan’s radio competition days He’s too old to twist! Boring golf talk A Tijuana day trip? Senor Frogs Bryan’s many foibles… The hunt for vicodin Bryan does talk too[...]

You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The zoomies! Bryan got hit by a car 😯 Storytime with Bryan! Travel Princess Overpacking Princess or pampered asshole Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris A tiny hotel room[...]

Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future[...]

Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia is a true crime podcast infused with comedy….making it a crimedy. Each week, Investigator Slater presents a horrific true crime case to Tank Sinatra for the first time, whose reaction to each[...]

We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot dogs The MLE Man vs food Salt Bae Barbecue contests Betting on BBQ Theresa Caputo’s scam A new (to us) scammer James Van Praagh Sorry, Olga! These guys[...]

The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits An amazing dog story Bryan defends his Blue bitchin' Jojo Siwa Bad lip syncing Is Madonna lip syncing? Maggie Rogers is a star Acapella Siwa LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions[...]

What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan takes spam texts very seriously Bryan reads his spam text convos How are you? Not good. Lynda! Bryan vs the anus The Atlanta water main breaks Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu The Rise and[...]

Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our very best guest moments and interviews. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan[...]

We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no teeth[...]

If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.  The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing baby possums/opossums Joro spiders Spiderpocalyspe Chill with Frankie! Hitster Mental Health Awareness Month Also Pride TW: death by suicide 90 Day Fiance &[...]

Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered. Our cup runneth over Wilford Brimley PossumLover54 Bryan talks more shit about possums A pickled Dr. Pepper Oysters Rockefeller The antique store perv Sticking things up[...]

Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny Teacher trauma Joe’s getting married Joe’s stand-up journey Sticking around after going viral Bryan gets something wrong[...]

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries?[...]

Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander. The Greens have the lentil farts If Bryan went to church he would fart there Storytime with Bryan! Some unprocessed trauma A little TCB advice Table[...]

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic[...]

Bryan’s crush <3 Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno 911 Working a day job until The Goldbergs The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!) The Goldbergs Comic Con Big City Greens The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY: St. Denis Medical[...]

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The[...]

Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILERS Love Is Blind article The New York - Dublin portal Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass) Accidentally going live Dads in Spain being bad Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports[...]

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know[...]

The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your legs Bryan…please Plants or crowd work? David Blaine creeps Bryan out Bryan is obsessed with boobs! Rachel’s stance on leg washing She’s barely holding on Quaking with fury while wearing a[...]

We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Everyone's an asshole on these streets Bryan prays for “justice” Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy Bobbleboners! Watching hentai at the baseball game Pitch clock People getting punched in New York The[...]

What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales partying If you were a car, what would you fuck like? A threesome Bryan should have taken part in He was SCARED! Krissy’s a Jaguar! Jaguars Seeking[...]

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is[...]

Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv… Cold plunges Tiktok & Instagram Connecting to your audience Breaking through to television Being on TV 4 times in one day Getting[...]

Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby hopping! Bryan the rock climber Cocaine plans Let’s go roller skating Porno or Pacino! Old pornos or bust Mouth noises Stand Up Guys Throbinhood… Lemon Stealing Whores! Bryan, the pause pervert The[...]

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your[...]

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the[...]

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized”  Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting[...]

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets[...]

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes[...]

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum[...]

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from[...]

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially[...]

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy[...]

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing[...]

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal[...]

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a[...]

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop[...]

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s[...]

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache[...]

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog[...]

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is[...]

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now[...]

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of[...]

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s[...]

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see[...]

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s[...]

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Paul Scheer: PaulScheer.com Get Paul's Book Join Paul's Substack Listen To Paul's Much Funnier Podcast Sponsors of This Episode: PrizePicks: America's #1 Fantasy Sports Platform | Download The App Today &[...]

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were raging Bryan’s father instincts kick in You can always tell who’s dealing Day blow/night blow Costco & the extra fridge Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco Eating at Costco[...]

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us[...]

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a[...]

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you community The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted Soursop & stink fruit Still bombing Watching comedy with her dad The musicality of comedy Margaret’s upbringing[...]

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the[...]

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she's cheating on you! You're just scared of pussy! Crank it Where are the facts! We want Frankie to host Cheaters It's only ass cheating Living in Frankie's head would[...]

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong Acne made Bryan funny Bryan’s[...]

Thank you to our listeners <3 Bryan shouts out our listeners Grocery delivery We’ve got another Bryan story! The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century Bryan saves the day Savannah St. Patrick’s day Mystery helicopters! The Atlanta Olympics No sex allowed? There will be sex in the city of love! Bryan should have been[...]

Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells them her wild and wacky stories. Gettin’ stung Spider bite necrosis? Luenell's party exit strategy Prince & Michael Don't be late for Luenell... Lying on planes Luenell the Bank Robber (embezzler) Her[...]

Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The Notebook Treaties are reviewed!  TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail[...]

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell! *** TCB wants YOU! we want want you to join us on the show to Ask TCB, to tell us your stories or generally banter with the team.[...]

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline Kings of Leon Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water The Popoff sex position Liberal use of the word touching Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal You got[...]

We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writer, podcaster, etc. Netflix is a Joke Bryan’s kids are actually listening Gotta get those affairs in order! Pandemic pursuits? Tom’s trattoria hater Breaking bread The highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running The[...]

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for me Relationship dealbreakers Miscommunications Extreme cheapskate marriages? Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life! The Beast of Howell Mill! The Naked Boat Seeking Sister Wives Krissy’s like a moth to[...]

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s walmart sweatpants He’s travelin’ light Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit Highway robbery of the average consumer 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary From covid, to war, to political turmoil! Barefoot soccer on legos Sports that aren’t[...]

Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, co-sleeping, and other nonsense. Juan won’t leave us alone! What's your hot dog vendor shout? The Braves Nut Thrower Bryan’s Fav Burgers Dire’s (Memphis fried burgers), Fred’s[...]

Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jamaica Hannah Berner is joining us! Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time Des was voted off the island Having an old husband Younger men[...]

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wendy’s surge pricing It’s dynamic! Fuck around and find out Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn! A band called Llorona’s turn[...]

It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island Zan is back! The spiritual art of seduction He's having an A Ha! moment Women[...]

Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertising & the gamification of dating apps Meeting people irl Being too slow for the run club Toe shoes Christina is a chatty runner Christina is a liar she has[...]

Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’s unique sense of humor Growing up in the 80s Max Headroom Hackers Pop culture & experimentation The James Corden Show First chair/second chair Robitussin Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom Reggie’s essentially[...]

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Marriage Miles Astrid’s MacGyver Dad A multicultural marriage So You Married A Gringo… The hardest things to get used to Hispanic stereotypes Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than[...]

Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestling culture & drama Growing up as a little person Comeback central Preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be How Brad got his start Brad’s[...]

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show. Who is still believing this human??? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a[...]

Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVOO coffee Wifi drama at Starbucks Bryan’s new ploy to save money Bryan’s not an outside dumper We have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB Bryan is giving crotchety Bryan went[...]

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a massage Another weird experience for Bryan Don't be weird about the glutes! The warmer the room, the lower the balls She needed protection Bryan’s masseuse had to[...]

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! Word of the Day… Tiktok music drama TCB MUSIC! Reggae-Tony Not a penny more for Bryan John Anthony is turning a corner? Zan Perrion on what it[...]

Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story. Joe Rogan If Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content Word of the Day! Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star South Park Why aren’t we going back[...]

Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and working for Disney.  Parent-teacher conferences They know about TCB… Joanna Hausmann is joining us today We are big Joanna fans! TCB Infomercial Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth Returning (or not) to[...]

In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content, content, content, baby Bryan hate-watches instagram influencers Krissy got a new pen Blarney! The Commercial Blarney: It’s Bonhomie! Bryan’s pretend performances paid off Woodystock vs Woodstock SUNNYSIDE UP! 33P Band[...]

From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.  NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerberg apologizing? Word of the day! What’s going on with people and planes? It’s always the Florida flights… Keep Bryan Green next to other guys on the plane The coke nail healers[...]

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blue & Juan Show! Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories? Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling… Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian! If you can’t remember the[...]

We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* Bryan is blown away by the idea of an oil mask for your hair Teaching kids to pack Zuckerberg & social media It ain't easy being teen The horrors of NextDoor[...]

Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fighting? Bryan’s Pauly Shore cig story TCB playing at the flooring conference Hambone & Hoadley! Family First How many people got saved? Fire By Nut Bare bottom spanking! The[...]

Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the heart wants… Gigglin’ Word of the day! Bryan’s recycling place Bryan & Krissy tried to be builders Fights at the recycling center Bryan’s on a stakeout True Detective[...]

Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million Kids at adventure play places Bryan taunting children! Spiritual gurus! Psilocybin therapy Gurus gettin’ sued God complex & regular man complex The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you Quantum[...]

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode… He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was) Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift Bryan and Krissy, the[...]

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’s destroying his instrument! Christina is a Known Asshole Zyn pouches Go suck a Zyn, bruh Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle? Smokin’ cigs in high school? “Having the poots” You can’t[...]

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the furries! Twisty relationships Let the brain run that train Smokey’s ‘gasms Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics “I fit in there” Old people should get drugs on demand! Normalize partying[...]

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7[...]

Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a game! Never Have I Ever Naked Twister Bryan, stop humping the ground! Bryan’s gonna get kicked off the airlines The TCB studio could be a sex room A murphy bed[...]

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo[...]

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close![...]

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close![...]

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay)[...]

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.  Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up[...]

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.  Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up[...]

Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Krissy had a stomach bug Barfin Piggyfronting sticker mishap Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms” It's all about the ‘gasm Finally! We said something funny! Mountain Monsters Go on and git!!!!! If you don't git[...]

Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to jesus Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible The[...]

Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The Three Kings Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room Hillbilly Horror Stories Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!) We <3 Pulp Bryan’s spreading misinformation[...]

We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife crisis I only take BitShit We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long Bryan got scabies once? Astrid knows best AS USUAL BROTHA To get[...]

Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entire family got COVID He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office Overdramatic parents We blame gustavo! The old goose egg Dan Rather Who watches the nightly news? The streaming wars Apple tv[...]

We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator:[...]

Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns? 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host:[...]

Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator:[...]

Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to epsiode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to dicsuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new epsidoes coming[...]

Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to discuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new episodes coming[...]

Bryan is joined by Tina in this epsiode of TCB. They dicusss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Frankie will adjust to life in the new world! Bryan recalls his DMT experinces. Plus Bryan get's a seggs toy and he is scared to[...]

  Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cult Mother God and the many Father Gods DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER Religious justification for cults Find a middle ground No silver & no kool-aid The lady who eats[...]

It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… Holiday parties! Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs! Sketchy morning show hosts We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am Extra glasses when you travel A[...]

Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish Bryan self diagnoses… Everything is poison! We’re spending our lives on digital devices We are runners! Christina’s hot takes on billionaires The twink in the senate! A career[...]

Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes only! Christina’s feetfinder account Pleasure, pain, and smashing bananas 2023 Pornhub Wrapped We love a mature cougar The Clermont Lounge Siri getting involved Kevin Costner and Jewel Big Power! Loose tongue[...]

If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever you are! The Beatles’ grammy Happy Meal pokemon cards Country clubbin' Trump and his NFTs Ozempic Drew Barrymore & her Oprah interview The dick finger machine[...]

You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the restaurant TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going to try to make a comeback Dating someone in the same circle[...]

Best comedy movie of all time? Spinal Tap Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC Blair Socci is with us! Feetfinder Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics Mean comments Our love of tiktok Blair’s first comedy special! Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right? Parental relationships Blair never[...]

The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at the green house Krissy needs a driver When in doubt, shove em down Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card A 90 year old getting a vasectomy The indignity of surgery[...]

If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based reality show Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure They’re singing a cover Lace up leather pants[...]

Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House! Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB That panera lemonade is killing people Mushroom coffee Bryan’s tea journey 1-877-KARS4BRYAN He was in[...]

Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite. Find Felicia Online: HERE Third Eye On Audible: HERE  Support MST 3000 and Watch A Brilliant Show: HERE LINKS Send us show ideas, comments, questions or[...]

When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at[...]

Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck[...]

We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country[...]

Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special, and listen to his Podcast, Wild Ride. Bryan’s McDonald’s days Recording dumb stuff Oral[...]

Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from “Frothy” The gulping noises!!! Streaming only The pee[...]

Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt[...]

Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog with her nail tech! An adult man with guinea pigs…red[...]

She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox[...]

“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle[...]

How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the[...]

We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass boys Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview Things are getting strange[...]

Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds. More On Vir! Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/ See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's YouTube Show[...]

This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil? Krissy Hoadley,[...]

We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville  We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge Thanksgiving fare Slow n low baby A day[...]

Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find[...]

Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2[...]

You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure[...]

From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery[...]

TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs[...]

TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs[...]

We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out[...]

Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway!

Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments?[...]

You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his[...]

Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its[...]

Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk[...]

Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery[...]

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation).   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail[...]

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation).   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail[...]

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A[...]

Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally,[...]

As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is[...]

Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the[...]

Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her[...]

It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483)[...]

It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3 Ariana Grande’s baby voice Bryan’s definitely not crying[...]

While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for an episode! She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him Taylor & Travis? What makes a real Swiftie The Newlywed Game,[...]

A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3!

Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can".   Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show It is Christina's birthday! Christina[...]

While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips[...]

We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation.  Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station[...]

These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people.  90 Day Fiance Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender “Trust me” Dive bars! An outhouse with a bar TCBCon Who would you dress[...]

Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He[...]

Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters![...]

We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of[...]

Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan &[...]

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today[...]

Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard[...]

Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best[...]

Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me[...]

There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age…[...]

Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white[...]

Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach[...]

It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went[...]

I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Problems Bryan reads some lovely reviews DJ Paris Hilton Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain Wearing sandals to the club People who invite[...]

But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall[...]

From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scientology An ill fated vacation in Florida Spring Break in PCB Gourmet ice A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness Frankie B tells us how[...]

The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity[...]

Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid! Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval Fame is a double edged sword Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book Want PR?[...]

If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner[...]

If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan[...]

If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan[...]

It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone! Bryan fixed something for the first time Blinker fluid Toilet troubles! Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law Ay, Bryan! Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain Ask TCB Is Todd[...]

All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. Is Pete Davidson a love bomber? Producer Christina will do her best to find out Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce Fireside dumpster fire Bad interviewers[...]

Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit. What Would Frankie Do We love our truckers Phones causing trouble Are we going back to flip phones? The guy in NY who got turned[...]

Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'! Jesus Leprosy coming back in Florida Weird meats! Human mice hybrids??? Bryan wants to be a meth dealer RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens The[...]

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral  A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart,[...]

Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure![...]

It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? Airbnb sucks! No AC, no internet, all problems Don't be a baby about being a baby Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain La princesa de la[...]

Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency![...]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad! Panning for podcast gold Baby Dante spares the baptized Hen Dos in Spain Ole ole ole! Ham in an ice cream cone Hi to[...]

Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podcast comment scams We get distracted too easily Bryan loves to cry Barbenheimer Ryan Gosling Getting addicted to ibuprofen William H. Macy Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad) A very concerning oral[...]

We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together[...]

We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from[...]

We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from[...]

Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3[...]

Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your[...]

Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your[...]

We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo[...]

We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo[...]

Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe." The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers[...]

Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a[...]

Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a[...]

Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A violent threesome The age of sexual exploration A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models Vanna White Blind Date Go Cilla! Bryan sets the[...]

Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files  We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his[...]

The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus  Baby Dante Tickle my taint sir! All the pervs in hollywood and the news Frankie B on hair transplants Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places? mAN, he’s got[...]

If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit. Scandoval Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him! Hot girls taking baths[...]

Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist,[...]

She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a new car The blinker fluid blues Car Mom is the best If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat Big sticks and small sticks Radio technology! In[...]

Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan Decriminalize it all! When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do Secret Southern Burning Man Festival Bryan went and wore[...]

Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And[...]

Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife. Senior pranks gone wrong Teens doing mean things Bryan went to space camp Getting high on pixie stix Karma is gonna get Bryan[...]

Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can[...]

Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can[...]

The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode! HBO Max aka MAX is triflin! We need more seasons Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok #justenough The Machine The Podcast Machine TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls Bryan went to a Clemson game He met[...]

Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip. Phil from ITV has left the building The UK feels like home to Bryan King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort Bryan went to London The London Podcast Show Type D TCB has an agent! We[...]

From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating World’s biggest testicles Breakup[...]

Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?! Ask TCB! Age gap relationships Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap Generational differences Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history! Someone left something in the tanning booth…[...]

Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing at) Adam Lyons' PUA video. International travel with 3-12 children Swapping seats on the plane People are the worst! 'Reports' are fake TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar The[...]

At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower Who has the time for that kind of shower? Dead To Me Lifetime shows Married at First Sight UK & AU Scandoval Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass[...]

Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES! You heard it here LAST Meghan Markle conspiracies The birds! We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men You know[...]

There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men... Club TCB Old drugs vs new drugs Extreme hoarders A story about roaches Bryan got PRANKED Devon the Ding Dong Dick[...]

Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts,[...]

Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s[...]

Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged[...]

Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone[...]

Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97[...]

Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific[...]

TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of[...]

He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The[...]

Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan”[...]

On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a[...]

The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake  TCB will *never*[...]

For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever[...]

Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women Not a Nudie! Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible No bikinis…wait, actually I love that If you have to say I'm[...]

Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl[...]

John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level[...]

What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent[...]

Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out[...]

TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO! Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t[...]

From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi." Don’t get your news from TCB The Great Gander Treaty of 2023 Journaling makes you a better man Marlon[...]

What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all[...]

There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking![...]

Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot. Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into Blue, the dog Bryan secretly[...]

Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia What can cure this? Prayer? A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after[...]

Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It’s all about giving out the giggles Thank you to our listeners! Hey boss never means anything good... Are podcasters rich?[...]

Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in... Cocaine! What movie scarred you for life? Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a[...]

You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now  Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns about Borgs It's all about that PR: Purge & Return Women[...]

If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of[...]

Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots?  TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy,[...]

Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. How many people will you meet in your lifetime? There are lots of lonely people in this world Just make friends with AI What the hell[...]

Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and[...]

Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck? Down with the podcast bros? TCB is back with more AI talk! Ai porn Is this the end of porn[...]

There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance. Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot[...]

O'Shagahans...it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way. Bryan goes to Vegas! TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight...[...]

What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a[...]

Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's[...]

Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging[...]

Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world[...]

Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too seriously They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together,[...]

With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average[...]

Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person! AI is here to take over the world From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT,[...]

Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in! John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session Comment[...]

Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints[...]

Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you[...]

Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle. Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology! TCB relives their chaotic Clear[...]

Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives. Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had[...]

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell...[...]

It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is[...]

It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience?? Season #4 is[...]

Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green[...]

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Frankie B is in the kitchen cooking up....actually, no one is quite sure! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail[...]

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar! LINKS:[...]

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousand noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by[...]

Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost[...]

Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel Impossible came knowing on her door! As one can imagine...it was a total sh%tshow! Let's all review this clip from EP148. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,[...]

Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to[...]

Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB[...]

In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting[...]

Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then they get to write it all off on their taxes. What a charmed life! TCB reviews a preacher who is so good at the scam he has the[...]

Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90's sitcoms were so 1980's! Real House Wives is a Krissy thing TLC is a Bryan thing Prestige TV is everyone else's thing Bryan and[...]

Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman[...]

Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does[...]

Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly[...]

Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and Krissy admit to as much on this Ask TCB episode of TCB. It's time fro the gang to answer your questions. The Aliens are gone Does Bryan run[...]

Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2[...]

Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of[...]

The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters! Bryan and Krissy cannot[...]

Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker and Dog Training Dong Gong! It's an unusual way to train an animal but it seems to have Bryan convinced! And...a woman in England wants to marry her ghost[...]

Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old[...]

Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns into a train wreck every episode. Just the way they like it. Regardless, there are too many lists. Bryan and Krissy run through unused ideas[...]

The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the cause. While Bryan is training like a runner for a 10k, Krissy has some ideas about marketing materials. More specifically, TCB 21EPM stickers for your car![...]

Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's. The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan[...]

TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your[...]

Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone?? Diane calls the TCB hotline to[...]

Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch[...]

Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question. Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one![...]

"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is[...]

Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish! Bryan & Krissy are back from the[...]

Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could[...]

There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back.[...]

Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet[...]

Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree tartar sauce is awful! TCB reviews a clip of a lady who eats 7 bottles of tartar sauce each week! Natalie writes in to ask TCB[...]

Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB! The Ticket[...]

It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit. Chris[...]

Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encouraging people to get out in that summer sun and tan your taint! Why Files is a GREAT YouTube channel! Can you live without a head? Miracle Mike is a chicken[...]

In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at[...]

Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most aggressive chauvinism TCB has ever covered! He's on the war path after his break up and Bryan and Krissy have him pinned.... Bryan is back from some nightmare business[...]

Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheritance! Bryan and Krissy pull no punches and tell the boys to give TCB the money and settle the dispute once and for all. TCB[...]

We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side! People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these[...]

There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who is happily cooking with gas from her....droppings...and it has TCB gagging. That said, the gasbag doesn't come with a gas bill! People ARE listening to every[...]

Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz[...]

Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored[...]

You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she[...]

Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the[...]

Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy![...]

Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy[...]

Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we? Christmas[...]

The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere![...]

LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall[...]

Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these[...]

It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books,[...]

Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters brings a special tool that will show the ghost (or any other creature) in all detail you could NEVER want! Bryan is dreaming of his retirement Krissy would be Einstein[...]

TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then, Carly asks TCB to speak to her best friend about polygamy. Bryan, the resident expert on polygamy based reality TV, is happy to give his thoughts. It's[...]

As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the[...]

The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating head makes a deal with the devil woman to get the body of a deceased Bigfoot named Stoneish. Did you get all that? Either did we! Let's just[...]

Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all it's intended and unintended glory! Bryan meets his cereal alter ego Instagram is a thirst trap...duh! Mike Masse and Jeff have create most amazing cover song EVER Strippers are at[...]

TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we[...]

Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago and Bryan cannot help himself. Frankie returns to TCB with dating advice for men attracted to "party girls". As usual the only thing we[...]

Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new[...]

ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet. TCB keeps going...and going...and going Tom and[...]

1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no one is waiting for your call... The acting is stellar, the singles are hot and the charges are accruing! Bryan is sleepless in Disney Krissy gets taken for a[...]

Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of it all! Also, his children ruined a million dollar Yacht! TCB is back from vacation There is a new King and the prince has[...]

Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in controversy and old white man gangs took to the streets to sell their wares to unsuspecting old white men. Adults ruin everything! Time , goes by,[...]

The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad jokes, cheesy contestants and a full week with a stranger is on deck with every episode. This makes it perfect fodder for TCB! A woman[...]

TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been sleeping with the Homecoming Queen! And we didn't know that Krissy WAS a Homecoming Queen! All is revealed on this episode of TCB. A robot broke the fingers[...]

Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. It's not the size that matters, it's the extension. Subtitles are being debated online,,,for no good reason Krissy's family has a brogue The meta-verse can get you pregnant[...]

Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep with with other men. A simple solution to a complicated problem almost no has! New microphones were desperately needed. They finally arrived! Bryan takes Niko for[...]

We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a few years, ignore their calls and texts, then take your friend bowling when you get back! That's just part of the INSANE advice Adam The[...]

Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be a wild (and fictitious) ride as the gang review one of his courses! Water bottles are carried by almost everyone. Is yours an emotional support tool? The greatest American[...]

Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your entire life as if you were a cat?? It's a thing! TCB is going take you into the world of the real life cat-girl and her older boyfriend! The[...]

There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with one sad sack single joins Chuck on the couch! Madonna shows up on Jimmy Fallon looking...like an alien! Some people get the subtle "touch up", some go all[...]

A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the new version of the blind date game show. Steve Martin is retiring from TV and film work Hoaldey's husband wonders how TCB has so many listeners The gang review some[...]

Cowboys can be found everywhere even on The Love Connection couch! Bryan and Hoadley open up Love Connection week with a classic clip from the cowboy episode of TLC. TCB is introduced on a Zoom call as the "show that's not for everyone" Bryan recalls his days a very scared pilot Its Love Connection Week[...]

There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes about as well as expected! Bryan can't unsee the photo of hot dog filling spilled across a highway Hot dogs in Venezuela include potato sicks and[...]

It's a deep cut Best To Yo Friday! Frankie B is the over 50 life coach giving advice on everything from fitness and fashion to food and fun! However, he is also the inventor of the Salon Suite. He brings his franchise pitch to YouTube and TCB takes it to the world! On this episode[...]

Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions! Hoadley gives Bryan a sexy and sly "best to you" Bryan is reminded of hearing their friend in a central Florida gas station Favorite gas station foods are discussed Guy[...]

NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Krissy baffled. Speaking of baffled, flat earth believers are growing worldwide....baffled. Hoadley & Bryan review a clip from their fearless leader. Bryan wonders how the show "intro" became so bloated.[...]

It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode . Waffle House is a great place fro late night chow...and their new slogans reflect the mood! Men reportedly have taste receptors WHERE? The DD-Canter segment is played. Christmas of 2020 was odd for everyone. Bryan[...]

When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection the show must go on. Bryan and Krissy review one of the strangest dates ever on the show. Bryan attends the Chris Rock concert in Atlanta.[...]

Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TCB is ready to make moves in the PUA industry and announce their first ever Y-Bryan300 Conference! Bryan is watching air disaster videos again. So he decides to drive everywhere. Krissy[...]

The Commercial Break is now 200+ episodes deep! Krissy and Bryan know it's difficult to play catch up on the moments when the new episodes just keep coming (to many people's dismay). Each Friday during the summer TCB is bringing you up to speed on the inside jokes, best finds, worst humans, funniest content and[...]

Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode! First, Bryan is practicing for his announcer job with SNL (or a bovine auction). Omegle is a not so new online thing where Bryan doesn't belong. But[...]

Would you want to know if your spouse or partner was cheating?? It's a questions everyone is asking... Knowledge or bliss? Bryan and Krissy share some exciting news about the new BTY Fridays! TCB is about take down some of very first episodes because they HATE them. So listen quickly....Finally, Chad is a douche. He[...]

Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality television show, I Love A Momma's Boy. Bryan is watching but he isn't buying what they're selling. Finally, Tara, her brother Thad and her husband get an invite to a[...]

The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plain boring and Bryan just found out why. VR porn is being delivered by robots to Vegas hotels. Krissy wonders if most innovations is due to[...]

Years ago the U.S. Congress finally did ONE thing. That one thing was publicly list all of our cell phone numbers. We have been non-stop spammed ever since. Married At First Sight, the runaway hit reality series from Lifetime has become just plain boring and Bryan knows it! "I am a free spirit" has officially[...]

Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an apparition? Bryan and his mom-in-law have a mutually beneficial relationship. He barely understands her and she can't understand him. She is in town and they share a laugh[...]

Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! Hot water is a hot topic in many households. The timed shower is a familiar thing for many families. Bryan discusses his shower timing as a[...]

WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is playing a version of Adam or a version of Jared Leto playing a version of Adam. Some writer, somewhere was asked to stoke the internet fire by pretending to know[...]

Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next year and Bryan is already planning his escape! Stranger Things is a runaway hit for Netflix. However, with the last season in the can, Krissy[...]

Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was just having some fun!" Bryan finds a video of Light Language Girl actually speaking in light language. However, it is still completely understandable. Finally, Amy Carlson (Mother[...]

Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included. The new trend in shoplifting is to scan a small dollar items in place of the real large dollar item. Bryan watched a few kids in action and chose not[...]

Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it is that important. Speaking of Tom...he defended his wife in a scuffle outside a restaurant and it was FIERCE! Bryan had a fever and his hands[...]

Frankie B, the long time foil of TCB has been retired. The listeners chime in to let Bryan know they are not happy. TCB is the #1 Apple Podcast in Canada right now and everyone is wondering...HOW is that even possible?! Finally, Bryan and Krissy share and oral history of the first 50 episodes of[...]

Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience for getting them through 200+ episodes. Bryan spent 5 straight days in the studio and stumbled upon concert footage of Prince performing a 16 minute Purple[...]

The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill time. to This episode of The Best Of | Worst Of TCB features bad musicians, performing badly! Bryan's teenage band 33 Willy, Motley Crue and Puddle of Mudd are all reviewed. It's[...]

Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan[...]

A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives to pull together an episode with material deemed to "awful" to air otherwise. Armed with content from a man who lost his virginity to an Alien and a[...]

It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take time to reflect and thank the most important member of the TCB team...it's YOU! Bryan's house is filled with singing and dancing all day and[...]

Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how addicted we are to "natures wake up call"! It's hot in Atlanta and in the studio under the bright lights of mediocre podcast fame. Also, A scary report[...]

A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin story for the benefit of the two new TCB fans. The two met in a radio sales office where Hoadley got her name from Bryan. The gang discuss[...]

Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty dining room with petri dishes as tables and dirty iPads replacing the wait staff! Bryan shares about his latest and last visit to Chilis. Norovirus is[...]

Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy writing superstar to give the keynote. Only one problem...the guy forgot to show up for the speech. Something is afoot and Bryan has to kill time in front of an eager[...]

The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high[...]

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Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan has had enough! He recalls a GT experiment in the 90's where 5 drivers forced others to drive the actual speed limit. It was a total. shit.[...]

"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it does! Bryan tells his tale of a trip to a wedding in Florida with some "Lake Life friends" . He doesn't know the groom and barely knows the bride[...]

Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and astral projection. Finally, a fan writes in requesting a review of a Ghost Hunter show. The show must oblige. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving[...]

There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in detail. A TikTok influencer loses her pocket rocket adult toy inside her "cavity" and has to have surgery to remove it. The good news...it is returned to[...]

Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hearty "commission draws" were handed out only to be clawed back with every sales. Meanwhile, Bryan was in projection meetings suffering with other sales executives. The actor[...]

Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts like a sister wife. 90F's Big Ed strikes out in love...again. Ads are running in the show but they certainly are not ruining the[...]

Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view points? He then gets on his soap box! Hardees is still place that servers something resembling food and somewhere people are waiting in line for it! Bryan has a game for Hoadley.[...]

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT[...]

The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and[...]

There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice[...]

People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally,[...]

Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hotels in Venice for the tenth date. The magic pheromone "smell" is not there but Marlon is hanging on for the ride. However, he is learning the hard[...]

An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be[...]

Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories[...]

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today[...]

Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets[...]

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and[...]

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear:[...]

Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is! Bryan and Krissy wonder at what point they would consider themselves famous. They also ponder what they could do with their new found fame and money. Bryan[...]

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some[...]

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the[...]

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history.[...]

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing[...]

Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders if she will ever be able to get another normal job after TCB. Finally, Bryan shares a concern with listeners...TCB doesn't finish the clips they review. Well, that's all[...]

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice".[...]

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Bryan reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end[...]

Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheapest blind date. Blue is up to her old tricks. This time she is in the diaper pale having a 5 course meal of....poo. Then Bryan shares an episode[...]

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with[...]

Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans[...]

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and[...]

Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR[...]

Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan should know. Then more reviews for the show are rolling in and more TCB fans prove themselves to be funnier than the actual hosts. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles[...]

Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at that encounter. Then Bryan has the 2021 Pornhub Annual Report and he is here to tell the TCB universe just how twisted we all have[...]

Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix,[...]

Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his[...]

It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a[...]

Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up[...]

Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's second season and it was a winner! Shane can't sit still, Sal can't stop sitting still and Shake is an ass clown. Then the listeners have asked and[...]

Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an interesting week too...Norovirus took hold of the family one by one. The whole family was puking in a fever dream! To add insult to injury (literally) Bryan's son[...]

TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden treasure. Razzlekahn is a thief turned rapper (or vice versa) that also found some Bitcoin. $4.3 billion in Bitcoin. She's in jail but her YouTube raps live on. Finally, Big[...]

Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried anything tastes good but there is a limit. Fried Snickers anyone...? Then Bryan and Krissy have perfume ideas for the Disney fan in your life. My Strange[...]

Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out[...]

Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school priest he didn't care for religion. He got the Catholic equivalent of writing 100 words on the chalkboard...Hail Marys. That did the trick! Then Bryan thinks a little motivation is[...]

Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depression. Bryan is an expert on all things children music. However, one particular music section is driving him batty! Cocomelon is the devil...Bryan pleads his case. Finally, Bryan and Krissy review[...]

TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is going nutty over Kim and Pete is in the cross hairs! Bryan is being kept up by his guard dog Blue and her medicated behavior. Finally, the gang return[...]

It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K Hoadleys and their amazing lives. Then Bryan takes a best friend quiz to determine if he is fit to be BFF to the Queen of this podcast. Finally,[...]

Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and poles all bundled together in one big crazy barbeque...hosted by chiropractors! Then, Krissy shares a lost (or hidden) appearance on the reality show Hotel Impossible. Loaded up on liquid courage and[...]

99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to witness it all happen and they share some 99x history. Then, some disturbing audio and video has been highlighted from Joe Rogan and Howard Stern. Bryan and Krissy[...]

Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Furry community responds to rumors of a litter box being placed in public middle schools. Finally, the gang review one of their targets, Mountain Monsters. They find the very fist[...]

Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to size up Moby's dick. Is it large enough to make a robe?? Finally, Bryan has been doing some late night "research on sex. Whether your trying to compare shoe sizes or[...]

Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an update on Papa Joe, Hoadley's grandpa and most interesting man. Then Krissy wonders how Bryan still has permission to go to the tanning bed. Finally, Krissy takes questions[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Rogan is under fire for some content aired on his podcast. While The Commercial Break is the last place one might go for serious discourse, the pair have some thoughts. Drake is using[...]

Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game that Bryan insists is a 6 word online word game...he is losing. Blue, the 30 pound Yorkie often heard in the background of the show[...]

Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, while being very much alive! Then they discuss a new trend in certain circles to bury yourself alive and wonder what it would be like. Niko the[...]

Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have been listening to as they drink each other's blood and generally act like 13 year old 90's kids. Bryan brings up a story from[...]

It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID sickness, Bryan's long break from the show and a Christmas Eve ham caper. Then Bryan is reminded of the time he was scared off by an[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are reviewed from around the internet on this un-aired episode of TCB.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube[...]

On this lost episode of TCB, Bryan and Krissy discuss post season baseball, Halloween and review a documentary about "teenage rockstar exorcists"! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss reality t.v. and virgins, female viagra and the first (and awful) episodes of the show on this un-aired content from The Commercial Break.  ** TCB Season 3 starts on January 18th 2022! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan and Krissy discuss commercial theme songs, cutting off a limb and what they would do for a million dollars on this un-aired episode of The Commercial Break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan and Krissy discuss a number of topics during segments from some technically challenged Fireside appearances in this previously un-aired episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan and Krissy discuss Walt Disney World during the pandemic, magical childhood visits and some special Disney "trips" Bryan took as a teenager on this unreleased episode from 2021! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan[...]

Bryan and Krissy release some of the lost episodes of TCB. Enjoy clips from episodes that never aired! A final Season 2 gift to you...  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley[...]

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the[...]

Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creature is stirring and it IS a mouse. Bryan has a new family mouse member and Niko doesn't seem notice. Bryan and Krissy discuss The Rat Kingdom and her[...]

Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to have companies, big and small, give them a dream wedding and so much more. Bryan is corrected on almost YouTube video by the TCB viewers leaving him[...]

Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more triggering on the show! Bryan gets a call from an old friend who shares the worst ghosting story anyone has heard! Finally, Hinge has a new audio feature allowing users to send clips[...]

Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell.[...]

Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned out years ago! Bryan's children are speaking more Spanish than he is and he senses the threat is real. Bryan recalls his favorite Tele-novella and Astrid drops some obscure Spanish[...]

Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps[...]

Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish[...]

Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to[...]

Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares[...]

Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local[...]

Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being presented by long time[...]

Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers[...]

Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang[...]

Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this[...]

Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made[...]

Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years[...]

Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021.[...]

Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an[...]

Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What[...]

Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News[...]

Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and[...]

Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various[...]

Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the[...]

Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and[...]

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in traffic?! Where is the decency!? Then the friends recall the time Bryan was asked to start an online streaming radio / TV station named SimcolFM by a[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a screened in porch. Not to be bothered with things like heat, AC or bed he would rather party! Finally the gang reviews some of the cheapest humans[...]

Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in check as a teenager and Hoadley thanks Bryan for the inside info on teenage boys! Then the gang digs into ASMR. Love or hate it, ASMR is extremely popular. However, Bryan[...]

Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Finally, the gang continues to review Bryan's high school band, 33 Willy. Bryan was sent a tape of one the only live shows ever performed by 33 Willy and it's[...]

Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! Then, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live[...]

Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs the question: Does the FTC have anything else to do? Finally, Bryan has a new game "Over-rated, Under-rated or Spot-On"!  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor DBSAlliance For Mental Health[...]

Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners, reminisce about the old days and play a game of " Do you know your TCB?". It may not be good, but it's 100!  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor[...]

Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Frankie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as[...]

Bryan and Krissy go live on Fireside! Bryan tells Krissy his thoughts on the Fake Famous and Woodstock 99' movies, they discuss their chances of Instagram fame, they ponder the lives of the Woodstock patrons and talk about episode 100! Then, the gang reviews some footage from a YouTube movie about Carnies. The show is[...]

Bryan describes his disastrous trip to Walgreens to get a few COVID tests, the gang ponder turning 100 episodes old and then they "go back to the well" after 90 episodes to revisit TV preachers and their righteous behaviors. Bryan learns that even the best of preachers start somewhere. Finally, we learn more about the[...]

Bryan tells Krissy about the comic Gallagher's racist, homophobic and generally miserable views, then they finally figure out to use the phones. TCB Superfan , Will from Brooklyn, joins the show to find out how Krissy and Bryan met and then the whole gang plays "How Many Zeros?". We find out how much money Krissy[...]

Bryan and Hoadley reminisce about the good old days of radio sales, getting drunk at the Braves game ( 144 games in a row) and Bryan's ex-wife tells the truth to his boss, using her outside voice! Then Bryan reveals a demo tape from his old band and discusses his plans to play it on[...]

Bryan and Krissy are recording live on Fireside! For this first live recording the gang visits with some monster hunters from Alaska as they chase down the illusive (and camera shy) Otterman. Hillbilly Hilarity ensues when the crew from the Alaska Otter Squad runs around playing game and having fun with the bone-crushing man-eater!  LINKS:[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss Suicide Squad, Bryan's son following in his mediocre footsteps and the incredible new fashion stylings of Fred Durst. Then Bryan tells Krissy about his last minute invitation to have dinner with Mark Cuban, Falon Fatemi and Maz Jobrani at the Podcast Movement Expo. It's Bryan's brush with fame and, as expected,[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss the Olympics, the most scandalous outfits in women's sporting and Bryan's uncanny ability to get every fact in a story wrong and make it sound convincing! Then the gang compares the commercial space race audio and the Red Bull Stratos event. 10...7...5..3..1..LIFT OFF on this episode of The Commercial Break!  LINKS:[...]

Bryan tells Krissy why he thinks 33P never made it to "Rockstar" status. Then the gang finds out why your fast-food experience is so miserable. Hint: It's the training videos. It's time to hear some 90's training material for Hardee's and Wendy's! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO[...]

Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let the games begin! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube[...]

Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories (and lamps)! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello[...]

Krissy and B-Rock discuss sex in the Olympic Village...again. Then they get back into clips from 1940's PSA's. This time they review PSA's about dating and affection. It's sure to get the attention of your Teenis! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the[...]

Bryan explains to Hoadley that antenna TV is alive and well! Then they dig into the world of 1940's PSA's. It's an awful reminder of how awful these propaganda films were. Step back into time on this episode of TCB! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing[...]

Bryan is reminded of his extensive Dick Tracy movie memorabilia. Then he explains to Hoadley how underwhelming the first commercial Virgin Galactic space was...at least on T.V. Finally, they gang reviews more ghost chaser clips! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code[...]

Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It's a ghastly and ghostly episode of TCB.  LINKS: Watch this[...]

Bryan drives to Indiana, in the middle of the night, with help from "mommy's little helpers", 4th of July fireworks reveal the true nature of grown men who live in their parents basements and the Redneck Rave is a thing...where many people get hurt. Finally, the gang decides to follow through on something and give[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss how exactly someone gets inside a whale's mouth! Then, Bryan gives his first ever "State Of The Break" address. He reviews the podcast's history so far and goes all the way to back to Episode 1 in order to illustrate just how far they have come. Hint: not that far!  Text[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss the newest trends in after death technology, Bryan gives his final burial wishes and Clubhouse...forget about it, TCB did! Then the gang listens to old commercials for 900 & 976 pay-per-min phone lines. If you're dad catches you calling one, deny everything! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or[...]

Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its another hairy, scary episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or subscribing on YouTube and[...]

Bryan does the right thing and tells the "other" Commercial Break about mixed up reviews, the gang reminisce about 976-party lines and talk about little reanimation happening in the Frozen Tundra. Then they dig right into the new found reality T.V. fad of chasing Bigfoot. It's a hairy, scary, harmonica loving episode of The Commercial[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss a flood of new reviews that came in for the show. Only one problem, the reviews are for another show! Then Bryan and Hoadley discuss ED medications. Plus, the listeners have spoken and they are more twisted than the hosts. TCB fan William sends the gang down a rabbit hole researching[...]

Bryan is confused as to why we are still wearing masks and he shares that confusion. The TCB fan base is communicating in droves and giving Bryan more deranged content ideas. The gang shares an update on the $500 giveaway and then they dig into the extraordinarily dangerous world of Highlining.  LINKS: Win $500 from[...]

Bryan and Hoadley dig into the messy and complicated world of multiple wives! Also known as...having your cake and eating it to. Garrick and his first wife Daniel travel long distances to make sure Garrick can hop into bed with his hot Brazilian second wife. It's an arrangement that works for everyone named Gerrick.  LINKS:[...]

Bryan has his first brush with fame and it leads to all kind of horrible business ideas for The Commercial Break! Then the gangs digs into the lifestyles of men who date full size, and anatomically correct, female dolls (known as "Real Dolls"). Bryan then begs the audience to send one to the studio! LINKS:[...]

Bryan explains to Hoadley his bathing routine of choice. Bryan celebrates his wedding anniversary. Then the gang reviews a few of the most inappropriate wedding toasts the internet has to offer! It's a Pinot Grigio kind of episode...  LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or subscribing on YouTube and leaving your best comment[...]

In an effort to stay on top of online trends and confuse their listeners...Bryan and Hoadley are now on Fireside! But no one can hear them over the vacuum in the studio. Then Bryan reminds Hoadley why they are giving $500 to the best commenter. Plus, the gang reviews another Frankie B. classic video. This[...]

Bryan and Hoadley are taking the day off like the rest of the world. But Frankie B never stops working! Bryan breaks out previously unreleased Frankie video breakdown content and includes some of your Bernardo favorites. It's a memorializing Memorial Tuesday of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Apostrophe: Dinner[...]

Bryan shares with Hoadley that he is feeling lonely on his Insta Reels feed and Hoadley and Bryan have a big announcement to make regarding TCB T.V.(Minus). Then the gang dig into TikTok star Russell Hartley and amazing adventures in womanizing.  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Apostrophe: Dinner Table Dermatology. $15 off[...]

It's summer time so Bryan decided to fill his pool with the garden hose. Then he remembers the time a bad 90's rock band's sound check fell short of the mark. Also, Bryan and Hoadley are excited about summer and a bit put-off by the new bikini trends. They share some old pool party stories[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the fate of The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse. They fill the audience in on their expansion plans with TCBTV-(Minus) and confuse even themselves in the process! Plus, the gang needs to find a pet psychic to communicate with Niko. And...they found one! Tune in to hear the hijinks in action. [...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss a TCBTV-minus. A new streaming channel with all your favorite content...somewhere else. Then Michelle Duggar makes auto-calls on behalf of the devil. She truly is a mother-duggar! Finally, the gang breaks down a phishing and gift card scam Bryan found himself involved in late one night.  LINKS: Watch this episode on[...]

Bryan and Krissy made it!! The Pandemic in the U.S. is turning the corner and the team is ready to shed their masks. But is the world ready for their faces? Also, TCB TV (Minus) is coming to a screen near you, Bryan responds to a Youtube comment and...Frankie B is back baby! This time[...]

Bryan and Hoadley share halitosis, they get into Bryan's days as a paranoid (and hangover) restaurant manager and Niko is back smelling more dead than ever. Then they discuss a pandemic greeting for the brave new world, the countries' porn habits are revealed and then...Cheese Cake Factory is the worst!  LINKS: Watch this episode on[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss why other countries are more adult than the U.S. Bryan discovers his Danish accent (warning: it's really poor) and then they get into a conversation about Bronies! It's a clod-hopping good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! Watch this episode on Youtube Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube[...]

Bryan is riding high after the Bill Burr Clubhouse appearance. But does anyone really care?? Then Bryan and Krissy discuss how Florida, Florida can be. Plus the imposter creeps up on everyone eventually and Bryan is no exception. He remembers a time he and friend pulled the ultimate imposter move...and got caught! Watch this episode[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss the lost semen of the Salty Sea. Then they welcome Dr. Cynthia Wesley OBGYN to the show to answer questions from the TCB audience. A clearly and highly disturbed podcast audience. Dr. Cyn: Instagram Dr. Cyn: Beauty Below Bill Burr (5.2.21 @9pm) & Stephen Wright (5.9.21 @9pm) will be on stage[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the stink-fest known as The Oscars, Bryan wonders why we are spending money on USPS commercials, surgeons are making court appearances from the operating room. Then Bryan tells his story of visiting flight school foe the first time. It's a hair raising day at the airport! Bill Burr (5.2.21 @9pm) &[...]

Bryan and Krissy Grimes new tattoo, tattoos you won't soon forget and Bryan's friends' tattoo debacle. Then they review the curious case of Pokeman "experts" and the ridiculous amount of money being spent on collectors edition cards. Plus, Phillipe the art dealer stops by to appraise Krissy.  Do not miss Bill Burr (5.2.21 @9pm) and[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the strange porn choices of the American public, Richard Simmons whereabouts, Colton Underwood coming out, Haley Hasseloff playboy cover and the odd phenomenon of "Outsider Music". Its a magical episode that will have you tapping your foot foot... LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays[...]

Bryan and Krissy welcome comedian Oscar Aydin to the show! Bryan asks the one question Oscar does not want to answer, Oscar tires to explain his journey to N.Y. , the gang wonder how anyone can understand The Barefoot Contessa and Oscar tells the fairytale story of the laundromat meeting of his new beau. Oscar[...]

Bryan's son has hit the terrible two's and so has this podcast! Drakkar Noir is needed for future episodes and experiments and Frankie B is back with advice? You make the call. Either way our favorite over 50m expert is back with more malarky.  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube Subscribe to The Commercial Break[...]

Lil Naz X has blood in his shoes and Bryan and Hoadley want a pair!! The gang reads more hate mail and invites Jeff Dwoskin from Detroit to help suss out a new media social strategy! Episode Notes On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers[...]

On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers and swapping! Bryan shares his story about visiting a swingers party. They discuss resorts dedicated to swapping, suburban neighborhood wife sharing and much more! Its a NSFW episode of The Commercial Break (which one isn't ??)! LINKS: Watch[...]

Bryan tells Hoadley about a YouTube channel he found with the very first Vlog! Pollen is in full effect in the ATL and Bryan is dealing in weight. Then Bryan recalls the first time he and his friends experienced the freedom of a car. Plus Bryan convinces his friends' mothers that he is a minister[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss the genius who visited the elephant habitat at the local zoo...with his son...behind the fencing! Then the gang get into the TCB Way Way Back Machine and revisit some of things we were doing before the pandemic.   SPONSORS:  Better Health : 10% Off First Month Care/Of : 50% Off First[...]

Bryan has a big, red, problem. He just cannot listen to his wife or the advice of millions of dermatologists! He describes his 4th degree burn. Then the gang gets into part of psychic shenanigans. This time Theresa Caputo shares the spotlight with other files mediums. It's another episode filled with the spirit!   SPONSORS: [...]

SHOW SUMMARY: Mom jeans, dad jeans, skinny jeans and good genes....it's an all out street fight for jean dominance and Bryan and Hoadley are discussing. Then Bryan recalls his favorite 90's outfit that he wore for all 13 years of the 90's. He touches on the band he named after a t-shirt and a 'member'[...]

Episode Summary Bryan and Hoadley discuss the incredibly predictable outcome to The Bachelor. Then they take aim at one of TV's greatest show-persons / con-artists...the unforgettable princess of darkness herself...Theresa Caputo. There will be no doubt about how the gang feels on this episode of The Commercial Break. SPONSORS:  Comedy Podcasts Club on Clubhouse (The[...]

Episode Summary Bryan tells Hoadley about his phonics problem with book time any night. The gang remembers the great bands of the 80's and Bryan's zits are back as if it was 1980 Sick of playing sidewalk chicken with the people walking the opposite direction? So is Bryan! But Bryan is a man of people[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss fake snow, the time Bryan toured not with Kings of Leon, but groupies of Kings of Leon. Then the gang goes back to the well one more time with Frankie B! This time he is teaching everyone the secrets to being a badass... oh no Frankie... don't go there! SPONSORS:  Betterhelp[...]

Bryan and Krissy are taking TCB new heights (and lows)! They discuss early Ad Men, mental health, gas huffing, gas drinking and gas hosing. Its a fun filled episode of The Commercial Break.  Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296)[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss Teen Mom, the early days of MTV reality shows and Bryan shares a story about a late night that was hard-on him for all the wrong reasons! It's a no where safe for work episode of TCB! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us[...]

Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible[...]

Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible[...]

Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into the world of online meeting fails and meet some interesting humans along the way! It's a Zoom disaster episode of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a[...]

On Bonus EP1 we hear part of Episode #32 when Bryan and his family visit the Sickly Santa! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow us[...]

Bryan and Hoadley are playing 3 facts and a crap...or 2 craps and fact...or 1 crap and 1 fact and 1 maybe! They're not sure and you won't be either. Plus, the gang thinks Waffle House should be the unofficial sponsor of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss[...]

Bryan and Krissy discuss spam calls, Hamilton and listen to audio from a rock eating woman and a woman who eats Glade air freshener! It's really strange addiction and the gang got the T! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO[...]

Bryan and Hoadley follow up on last season's popular (Crackhead Casanova) episode with a review of Frank... The "over 50" crowd trusts Frank to tell them what to wear, how to groom, where to party, how to stay buff, how to pick up "chicks" and, of course, how to tell when your girl is cheating[...]

Bryan and Hoadley share a Friday Patreon episode with you! (Lucky you!)... They discuss their new Friday show, play 20 in 40 and Bryan tries to determine if his dog Niko is alive. It's a fun filled show for the whole family... Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text[...]

Season 2 is here! Bryan and Krissy are back and a bit rusty but ready... so give them a break. They tackle 20 topics in 40 minutes to get back into podcasting shape during this season opener... Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a[...]

Our favorite clips from Season 1 episodes 19 to 37 all rolled into one new episode! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the[...]

Our favorite clips from Season 1, episodes 1 to 18 all rolled into one new episode! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the[...]

Its The Last Episode of The Season! There is no YouTube video...because Bryan is an idiot. But Bryan and Krissy discuss Tom Cruise, 1-900 Numbers and the night before Christmas that won't soon be forgotten. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at[...]

Dr. Henry Fonda joins Hoadley and Bryan to give some, never needed or wanted, marriage advice... and much more! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow[...]

Bryan and Krissy review the week in Guliani, emotional support fraud, they beg for Insta followers, discuss what's on T.V. and much more... Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss "the laughing plague" of 1518, Bryan explains his D-pick history to Hoadley and The Soy Sauce Balls Tasting Challenge... Hand on to your pantalones..this one is a doozy! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS:[...]

Bryan and Hoadley scatting, Cap Calloway, bad supermarket music, swingers parties, Rudi Guliani's shoes and why men age so poorly and hang so low... this episode is a grower so stick with it! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296)[...]

Bryan and Hoadley discuss early 90's daytime TV, Dr. Phil, Gwen and Blake rumors, Bryan apologizes to Krissy, dating people for their looks alone and The COVID Christmas Castle. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE[...]

The Bit: No Matter the reason you can say it a Four Seasons! The Show: Krissy and Bryan meet again! The new TCB YouTube studio is up and running. Seth Rogen likes Bryan (he imagines), the election causes sleepless nights, John Q stops by to challenge the TCB recording and Henry Fonda makes a special[...]

The Bit: Rock and Roll is the devil's music! The Show: Bryan complains about Day Light Savings, Krissy discusses her fondness for "on-time", Sunday is the Monday countdown to doom, Trump rallies are killing people, Henry Fonda stop[s by to help the gang with Instagram and much, much more on this episode of The Commercial[...]

The Bit: Inner Sanctum. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss scary movies, Jefferey Toobin and wayward Zoom manners, Space Camp hijinks, the key to making blind dates go quickly, Bryan and his wife visit Tina's restaurant and more than they bargained for and much more on Episode 29 of The Commercial Break Podcast! Don't forget[...]

The Bit: Henry Fonda from Podcast Universe wishes Jeff Hoadley a happy birthday. The Show: Hoadley discusses how hard this podcast is taxing her time. Bryan is blamed for more drama in Hoadley's life, Bryan goes to vote and runs into a "official poll watcher" from Kinkos, Bryan relays his most embarrassing teenage romance moment[...]

The Break: Samuel L. Jackson takes no sh&t! The Show: Bryan and Hoadley get noticed by other podcasters...for all the wrongs reasons. Bryan discusses a new favorite British addiction. Hoadley makes some tough choices in the all new game " F'-Marry-Chill". You can play along at home. Bryan recalls a Finger Dip'n Good time! Don't[...]

The Show: Bryan and Hoadley chime in on breaking President Trump Covid-19 news. Mishel Karen from Married at First Sight Australia joins the gang for a funny and wide ranging interview on life under the lights, the reality of reality T.V. and love at first sight. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never[...]

The Bit: We're on mission from God! The Show: Bryan discusses passing on his OCD, Gustavo is our producer extraordinaire, the gang is too lazy to do a newsletter, Bryan's brother Danny gave him an update on Brian Dunkleman, Bryan tries to fly his in-laws to the U.S., and Bryan & Krissy discuss their psychedelic[...]

The Bit: Jim Bakker food buckets are selling fast and his theme song is rising up the charts. The Show: Bryan and Krissy are inviting guests. Will they come? Will Bryan press record? Bryan's mom is back with phone problems, Zac Efron has a new show about magic water, and... Moldova has cool weddings! Don't[...]

The Bit: Crabapple resident Nancy gets ready for Hurricane Daffodil. The Show: Bryan welcomes Hoadley as the "official" co-host of TCB, they reminise about their early days as friends and they ponder the future. Bryan then explains why he won't be joining any boat parades anytime soon. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you[...]

The Bit: Howard Dean rallies his troops. The Show: Bryan remembers his first band gig at the Wreck Room. then Bryan and Krissy discuss the long lost art of the dry hump and Bryan tells Hoadley about his blast from past music video watching. Truly. Creepy. Stuff. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you[...]